LOL. Anyway done some tests this afternoon, some easy to explain others not.
Alternator tested - as instructed. 2000rpm, hot, Dipped beam - 14.32v, Main beam - 14.27v.
That sounds OK to me.
Fuse pulling excersise.
Fuse 7 Underbonnet - 6ma. I think thats the control block.
Fuse 15 Underbonnet -...