Ha fair enough. The ESM has the below to say about soft and hard faults:
Probably best you didn't have a go at clearing them then!
Weirdly mine has no errors at all, but does show TMC providers as 1 on startup, then goes to 0 about 1 min later.
There's a section in the ESM about how to troubleshoot faulty TMC. Pics below:
And this is how to repair the antenna wires:
Not sure I'll bother trying any of this as it's way out of my comfort zone!