The new 2003 Honda Accord with the following as standard:
All models:
Failing rear tailgates (tourers only)
Binding rear callipers
Chocolate drive shafts
Weak ARB Drop Links
Weak ARB bushes
Weak compliance bushes
Creaky clutch pedals
That weird crack, that's not really a crack that appears on the inside of the headlamp cluster by the side lights (you know the one
)
Bluetooth modules that don't work (facelift only)
Thin, weak paint
Exhaust heat shield that work loose and rattle
Diesel options:
Sticky EGR Valve
Cracked manifold
Chocolate clutches & flywheels
Failing VSA modulators
Failing Air Conditioning Compressors
Petrol Options:
Unnecessary twin exhaust that splits at the Y joint (2.4)
Exhaust tips that rust and fall off
1 litre per 1K mile oil consumption (2.4)
Jerkiness in crawling traffic (2.4)
Clutch release bearings that dry up and make lots of noise every time you pull away
Exec Options:
Self levelling headlamp motors that seize
Temperamental Sat Nav DVD drives that stop working
Electronically adjustable seats that slide forward under braking
To quote the (very famous) advert for our car "isn't nice when everything just works" :lol: